Funny thing happened on the way to the emporium this morning. I started counting cars that travel in pairs. That may sound silly, but let me inform you that many cars travel in pairs. I do not know why they do, but I have some theories. They are not scientific, so we won’t be writing any “papers” or such.
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Opinion, Pages 6 on 05/30/2012
Print Headline: OPINION? EVERYBODY HAS ONE: No sense worrying too early!